Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in moose_a_lot's LiveJournal:

Friday, July 30th, 2004
10:13 pm	flute? OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHO ARE THE ... the funniest?: lotsa people the smartest?: hmm katie rogers the hottest?: ooh ooh moose the weirdest?: all my friends are weird and i likes it beeeyatchhh the sweetest?: i'm a dude. i don't know the nicest?: we're all nice! the coolest?: everybody and shtuff the oldest?: micah? i dunno the one youve known the longest?: christoph the one that lives the closest?: chris & tiny are equal i think newest friend? everyone from camp hope the one that lives farthest away?: michi *tear* the one who knows the most about you: bosco and mindy and tiny the one who shares favorite bands with you?: most of my friends the sexiest?: i dunno. me the one who holds grudges the longest..? GRUDGES ARE SATAN the ditziest?: say whuh? the bitchiest? yo mama most likely to grow up to be a millionaire?: katie man shes a genius most likely to grow up to be a prostitute: me. hahaha most likely to invent something amazing: the bananas the youngest: Budday! the most musically talented?: how the hell should i know? we all play an equally cool instrumentamabob the most athletic? blake? the best cook?: tiny's gramma in the most honors classes?: we're pretty much all in pre-ap the biggest ska fan?: me mindy tyler the biggest rap fan?: hahahahaha tiny the biggest punk fan?: me mindy bosco the most religious?: we all are pretty religous too the one who reads the most?: probably me. i's a nerd always speaking another language?: i made one up!!! bul naznaz!! (yo mama!!) always eating yet still uber skinny?: i dunno has the best taste in clothing?: i have no idea most likely to grow up to be a housewife: me hahaha has been single the longest?: again, me hahaha. bob doesn't count mwahahaha the biggest fan of the cure?: eh no one really the best writer?: me doesn't know the most annoying?: jeff fulkerson the easiest to be annoyed?: i dunno the whiniest?: aww do you need a waaamburger & some french cries!? the most superficial?: ? what does that mean? the most superstitious?: chris the biggest sweet talker?: mindy hahaha the biggest ladies man?: mindy hahaha the biggest procrastinator?: ooh! ooh! pick me! most likely to win a VMA: who cares most likely to become a rock star?: uber-shindig!!!!!!! the best guitar player?: me i guess the funniest?: everyone the most unique?: everyone the one that loves music the most?: we are all obsessed the most random?: same as above the master of mix CDs?: i dunno the best smelling?: ooh ooh i like mindy's smell the one thats always there?: mindy and bosco (tiny's a dude,dude.) the one you tell everything too: bosco mindy & tiny the most trustworthy: i trust alot of people the most responsible: who cares, man? the cleanest: definantly not me the purest: pure as in, water drinking, sperm count, what? the photographer of the bunch?: yo mama the most stressed?: who knows the most laid back?: everybody has the weirdest obsession?: yo mama has the biggest house?: hmm... has the most CDs?: dunno the most involved?: with what? the best singer?: oh. my. god. me. no not really. i'm no good. i just do it when i'm bored. the best actor?: my penis the biggest drama queen?: my penis the best : everyone the neatest? your grand papa the most modest?: whasat? the biggest dreamer?: what KIND of dreams? wet dreams? tiny. hahaha the most realistic?: involving what? has the most common sense?: definantly none of us the busiest?: i dunno the one with corny sayings?: meeee the kissup?: my penis overprotected?: i dunno allowed to do whatever they want?: i dunno always confused?: all of us the blondest?: bosco hahahaha the tallest?: adison the shortest?: li'l homie the skinniest?: heather the best artistically?: mindolababalooloodooshababa the one who most recently moved?: denise and michi the one you miss hanging out with: tiny. get back home you yankee bastard! the one youre always with: bosco mindy & tiny going to read the answers to all these questions?: sure (8 Comments |Comment on this)
10:08 pm	pewper schooper *Fill in the blanks..... Beavis and______: Butthead. Run_____: forrest! Do you have a______: man-part My name is______: moose I am______: your daddy hahaha My favorite band is______: nofx Can I ______ You: smell ______ a tree: violate ______ Lullibies: dirty hahaha I play the______: guit-box (and the saxamaphone next year) Pass the______: nachos Kill me______: in my pants Do______: yo mama I have to______: lick your butt I feel______: myself at night hehehe I______you: smell Jump for______: money ______ me: i am Love is______: stupid if you ain't found it yet To be scared is______: bosco at spiderman 2 haha I have a______: man-part Tick______: SPOON Ass and ______: me My job is to______: make people laugh their boobies off Kiss______: their boobies off Blue_____: MICHAEL JACKSON Don't let the door______: get naked Mother and______: porno Siblings______: are COOL sometimes Hump______: mindy hahahaha (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 8th, 2004
4:55 pm	poo i am moose. i am moose. i am moose. i am a sexy man-beast. wheee. that's about all... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 7th, 2004
9:43 pm	I'M PHIL & LIL BEEYATCH See what Rugrat you are. I GOT THIS ON MY TEST (Comment on this)
9:24 pm	Penis fart lalalalala i am cooool i'm not on crack! yay! i'm just hyper kinda i had 3 bowls of ice cream wheeeeeeeeeeee (1 Comment |Comment on this)
3:28 pm	Super herooo Righto, let's get the Famous Facts out of the way... Your real name?: Moose Your Super Hero/Villain name?: Moose-a-lot Do the public know who you REALLY are?: no. What kind of costume do you wear?: pink spandex Are you good or evil?: good Got a lot of fans?: oh, but of course Or have you got a master plan?: save the world from emo bands Every Hero/Villan has a hideout! wheres yours?: my pants What does it look like?: well there's a big worm there What are your powers?: stunning female villans (and heroes) with my moose-ness Weaknesses?: your mom Got any Super Hero/Villain pals?: yeah You ever teamed up with anyone?: YEAH!!! WE'S THE UBER 5! Onto the good stuff! You got a team like the X-Men/Avengers/Brotherhood...?: yeah: super turd, captain farty pants, bosconian, and the tiny-master Hey, course you have a team! Who's the leader?: super turd aka mindalolababado What's your team called?: The UBER-SQUAD Members? Member #1 (super turd) and their powers?: The sexy mistress of the group. she seduces all the dudes and lesbians. Member #2 (sirfartypants) and their powers?: Mr captainfartypants. He can poke any anus with anything. Member #3 (bosconian) and their powers?: give sirfartypants the anus poking object. Member #5 (tinymaster) and their powers?: Tiny. He can fly and he wears a gold jacket because he is an UBER blackjack dealer. Got any Super Hero/Villian gadgets/machines/transport?: We fly on Tinymaster Hey, all Super Heros/Villains have dark secrets - YOURS?: sir moose-a-lot and I once let captainfartypants poke our anuses . . . he just wouldn't settle down. You got a lover?: no... I's all alone.. They human or Super Whatever?: They's UBER Who is your biggest foe?: The Evil Flush and Dr.Diahreah Ever get tired of the job?: yup. that's where the placebo energy pills come into play. You a begginer Super Hero/Villain or well known?:you're joking right? Feared or admired?: admired How many missions you completed?: Lots. One time super turd and I had a quest for Tang at the gas station. Your hardest mission?: defeating the evil dr.diahreah after he ate hot tamales. that's when we use the UBER power up! Easiest?: The time we thought aliens were spying on us. It turned out we'd mistaken each other for aliens. Mister Super Hero/Villain - the planet is about to be invaded! You...: sounds sexy... Just you and your sidekick or the whole team?: the whole team. You need to get to the moon - how?: We fly on Tiny-master. Hey, this is big cheese, want to say anything?: YOU ARE THE CHEESE OF SATAN!!! The worlds watching - do something!: YOU ARE THE CHEESE OF SATAN!!!! Right, you're on the moon - see anything?: I see green moon-hookers making me an offer. It was a hoax! There are no aliens! You've been made a fool, who by...?: the worm in my lair. Turns out to be your biggest foe! Who are they?: SATAN'S PECKER. What chu gonna do bout it, huh? HUH?!: Sick captainfartypants on him to poke his anus. Well you've been tricked and humilated. Want revenge?: Yeah . . . he seems to be enjoying captainfartypants too much. That team member who you're jealous of says its time for new leadership!: NEVER!!! MUTINY!! How you feel about that?: SATAN IS AT WORK!!! Well, time to get revenge on both of them! Can i come?: no That sexy Super Hero/Villain who you've AWAYS fancied shows up!: Cool. Hi, super turd. Hey, bigger luck - they want to team up with you!: they are already on my team. Right - desperate times call for desperate messures, what's the plan?: NAKED TIME!!! Great plan! To the X-Jet (or whatever you've call the team vechile)...: NAKED TIME!!! Right, you've found big foe on the city major's building - happy?: NAKED TIME!!! Alas - they have their own team and sexy team-up thang too!: kinky... Enemy team member #1 and their powers?: Elephant with elephant powers. Enemy team member #2 and their powers?: See above. Enemy team member #3 and their powers?: See above. Enemy team member #4 and their powers?: See above. Enemy team member #5 and their powers?: See above. Fancy anyone on the other team?: No. They're elephants. You scared, cos they got GUNS.: They're elephants. Elephants can't fire guns. unless they use their trunks, of course. Okay, get ready for action! What do you yell as a battle cry?: MEEP!! What do they yell back?: "The cook's name MEEP!" Okay, that was bad! Sexy team-up thang is reeled up to, sexy huh?: For elephants, I guess . . . Time for the big attack!!! Who takes the first hit?: Super turd. Right on their bum. How do you take care of the enemy?: super turd gives them lots of peanuts and they die of cholesteral poisoning. NO! Sidekick is down and sexy thang off to help them, you're cornered!: ooh! i LOVE bondage! What has biggest foe got to say now?: "I am Geraldo." Do you trick them with a sudden kiss?: I've always dreamed of kissing gerald, but no. OR do you start to cry and proclaim it was peer pressure?: I help super turd bite his knee. In the end things suck! Sexy thang and sidekick got married (ew) and you...: make babies with capitan farty pants Want to yell any come backs now you've lost? SATAN NEVER WINS, YOU SATAN!!! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
8:18 pm	Party I'm having a party in june. It's gonna be cool cuz tiny's comin back in june.... (Comment on this)
3:09 pm	yeah. today is my first day doing this. i got out of 4th and 5th period to go to some stupid national junior honor society thing. the only REAL reason i joined this was to read other people's "private" stuff. That's about it.... P.S. I love Mindy! (1 Comment |Comment on this)